Sorry everyone I know you missed me blogging about my miserable life, all my humiliating accidents and horrible mishaps. I know it must of been hard for you to live your perfect lives without me, some of you might have forgot how great you have it. Noticed I didn't get any donations lately, you give money to poverty stricken kids in third world countries, why not benji! I worse off then most of them kids. What will it take to get some damn money for some booze on here? How about I get me a commercial of me half naked and crying in an alley way, with Susan Struther's advocating my poverty, better yet get me Susan Sarandon, any Susan will do! Alright enough just full begging. So to tell you folks I am back from my semi-annual vacation. I was in Coney Island visiting my good old friend Hillman, better known as Hillman The Boardwalk Bum. He's doing pretty well out there getting a lot of money from some FINE FOLKS. Now I know your all thinking, a homeless bum can't go on a vacation... Why the hell not, you think that because I got no money and no ambitions I can't go on vacation! well screw you mr. only people with disposable income should enjoy themselves in this fine U, S of A. I'm sorry to get so upset all this talking with words is giving me a headache, a headache I might add that can be quenched with an icy cold Bud Light! Give generously people!
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