Hello all, I was minding my own business in Bryant Park. If you have never heard of it, its a great place for me to sit and relax and scare off tourists. I'm Just about to pass out on this bench, when this tall ginger kid offered me his coat, I was like damn man I don't want your coat, its freezing out here, what are you simple. Kid said he was Canadian, that explains it. I was brother keep your coat, you got any change, some bills for Benji, damn Canadian opened up his wallet in front of me, I had to explain to Mr Ginger Canadian that you don't open up your wallet full of money if front of guy with nothing to loose, you know what im saying, kid was stupid or something. He asked me how much I wanted!!!!!!! I said I'll take everything you got, jokingly, HE GAVE IT ALL TO ME! I got $43, That's 48 Bud Light!!! now them Canadians ain't rich but they sure do love the homeless, don't know if he was simple or something, but thanks Canada, send some more my way, I'll be at the park every day from 12-3. Bless you Canadians, but stop being so damn stupid with your money!
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