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I'm the internet's first online bum, I live in a box off of 46th, I eat scraps out of a dumpster if im lucky, I freeze my ass off at night, I edit out of a library, and I'm here to ask for money so I can turn around and spend it on booze. It's simple I want money, you have money, so I want your money!



Tuesday, September 9, 2008

What the hell was that?


Early this morning I was woken up by a street official that politely with the end of his club asked me to move, apparently now societies unmentionables can't even sleep past 6 am. Leave me alone, sleeping is my best part of the day, so I folded up my home and hid it behind the dumpster. I was feeling a little peckish and I noticed down the alley off of 46th there was some cats fighting in and around a garbage bin, that was enough to catch my attention I promptly opened the tipped over container and there was some mushed up, beans looking things in a closed bags. I figured it was probably edible but why take the chance I opened one and shot it at a cat, they ate it. 5 second rule, 5 seconds passed and they weren't dead so I opened one and sipped it up, it was more liquid than it looked. It tasted salty but almost as the taste when you chew freshly cut hair, I don't know it was strange. I did fill me up tho so I took a bag for the road. I know you must be thinking what place was container near, thats the thing its around a bunch of unamed buildings right near the train track. Anyways its about 4 o-clock and talking about the food that I have aptly called comish, I am getting hungry again Im going to get out of the library and eat my backup. No donations yet, thats ok I made 44 cents this morning shining shoes. Would of made more but I couldn't spit anymore, comish made my mouth dry! 

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