Day down by the pond!

Today I hung out with my good pal Jeffery, he has been living side by side with me for 4 years on the street. He has the craziest ideas how to get rich, for example today he came up with Jeff's Cross Pond Transportation Service! he wants to charge folks $2 to bring them across the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Reservoir, decent price only thing is his craft is two plastic shopping containers that has a make shift paper mashay surface. It's sticky and smells like petrified urine, I'm not complaining but I tried arguing with him that people would rather walk around. I was proven wrong one sign on a park bench and he made $12 on 6 trips. Of course they weren't that legitimate mostly kids daring eachother to do it. He only goes one way though... I tried telling him to give roundtrips or try to bring someone across but he almost shived me over it, im going to let him do it hisway! He's a good guy tho, well I got to get off this guys laptop, he's getting pissy I was holding his spot in line for this underground club filled with rich snodah